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Intelligence
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Extremely serious systems for surviving snacks, screens, and other modern negotiations.
Aquatic Intelligence
Water first.
Artificial Intelligence answers questions. Aquatic Intelligence stops you from opening the chichirya before water has had a fair hearing.
Analog Intelligence
Phone sa bag.
The doctrine of looking up, noticing the actual person nearby, and discovering that real life has no loading wheel.
Financial Intelligence
First full-length album in the works.
Bhudoy von Pogi is preparing A Series of Excellent Financial Decisions, a 15-song album plus 1 bonus track about money, risk, saving, debt, taxes, financial security, and the strange things people do when trying to look rich.
Expected in stores October 2026.